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"Fucking hell, I'm really drunk" isn't what you want to hear from the kitchen, when your gf starts chopping vegetables.
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Everyone is freaked out about the weather today... tbh, it's not that bad by me..
*good news - there wasn't a line a McD's drive thru
*good news - there wasn't a line a McD's drive thru
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Be the girl who stops & smells the roses along the way. It's so pleasant.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated."
Wait.....What?
Ummm I beg to differ. I think everyone did
smh
Wait.....What?
Ummm I beg to differ. I think everyone did
smh
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Yeah, I was nothin special back in high school either.
hash tag winning
hash tag winning
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I love when I can do a sexy tweet
While doing a breathing treatment with my mens nikey t-shirt and a headband and pony tail in
Suckers
While doing a breathing treatment with my mens nikey t-shirt and a headband and pony tail in
Suckers
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He just told me no distractions tonight that he's tired
Guess who's going to get two cats tossed in bed with him that don't get along
Guess who's going to get two cats tossed in bed with him that don't get along
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So it seems there's now a Tweet contest for every day of the week.
I'm Australian, so I wake up 2 hours after each one ends.
Yay.
I'm Australian, so I wake up 2 hours after each one ends.
Yay.
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Yesterday 2 inches of snow
Today wind chill of 7F
Tomorrow highs in 40sF
Saturday high around 60F
Go home Mother Nature you're drunk!
Today wind chill of 7F
Tomorrow highs in 40sF
Saturday high around 60F
Go home Mother Nature you're drunk!
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If thought bubbles really appeared above our heads then I would be screwed!!
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
