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@1elizadoolittle
On holiday 'had worse Monday's ' twitter.com/moeshamitchel/β¦
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lando
@1elizadoolittle
Burds. One day itβs βIβm a feminist! no slut shaming!!β then the next itβs βomg some girls dress like skanks on halloween β
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lando
@1elizadoolittle
Kaylah wis like that to me "so you goin tae see Macklemore with yer wife?" Talking about Emma
lando
@1elizadoolittle
@sophdoesnails GIRL for real I've not put ur palette down since I got it, so versatile and amazing pic.twitter.com/XFTWE9EvPP
lando
@1elizadoolittle
Started crying about Bobo in college today n a ma lecturer wis pure cuddling me and kissing ma head
lando
@1elizadoolittle
"Just because it's not on social media doesn't mean it's not happening" You're gettin pumped. We get it
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lando
@1elizadoolittle
Not a day goes by that I don't miss Whitney. They say time's a healer, but every day feels like the day I first got the news. Fuck this.
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lando
@1elizadoolittle
oh:
ya bastard
ya cunt
ya cow
that's:
a big bit a bacon
a roast chicken
a slice a ham
ya bastard
ya cunt
ya cow
that's:
a big bit a bacon
a roast chicken
a slice a ham
Retweet of status by @connorI98
lando
@1elizadoolittle
Me n maw just realised at the exact same time that Derek Acorah looks like my old driving instructor
lando
@1elizadoolittle
one of my pals got called to jury duty and had to be excused because she'd shagged the person on trial
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lando
@1elizadoolittle
Spot the difference: @Jenna_Marbles pic.twitter.com/F1qQOz41wL
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
