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Alan
@Alan_Eliz2
I love making fun of my my girlfriend for having a fat boyfriend
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Alan
@Alan_Eliz2
My bad found I just found out I still own stock in body armor my bad
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Alan
@Alan_Eliz2
Iβm guessing that drink, shut her up pic.twitter.com/GI9yWJ3lz4
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@Alan_Eliz2
my sister just sent her Christmas list to the family group chat pic.twitter.com/HnpGoUd2FI
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@Alan_Eliz2
I just saw 6 people on IG announce they pregnant llego el frio y anda repartiendo bendiciones cuidado
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@Alan_Eliz2
@dustin_blake10 Thanks dad
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@Alan_Eliz2
itβs been months of intense training, dedication and hardwork but itβs all finally paid off β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@Alan_Eliz2
im: horny.... twitter.com/landohamo/statβ¦
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@Alan_Eliz2
-wake up
-text my recruiter good morning gorgeous
-make my bed in under 45 seconds
-steam press my U.S. military uβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
-text my recruiter good morning gorgeous
-make my bed in under 45 seconds
-steam press my U.S. military uβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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@Alan_Eliz2
Donβt be involed in a relationship if youβre into someone else
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
