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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
If you don't break it down to Promiscuous Girl then we can't be friends
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
When videos of you dancing at the homecoming tailgate resurface <<<<<
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Mom "I want you to have kids soon Alex"
Grandma (on moms side) "shoot no. Take it from me, you don't want kids. I wish I didn't"
Grandma (on moms side) "shoot no. Take it from me, you don't want kids. I wish I didn't"
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I'm home bitchezzzz
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Made cookies for my favorite boys @SigmaChiWestGA
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I'm gonna mail myself to you @AlexBastian28
Retweet of status by @ElisabethKp15
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I need a manicure
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Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I just need to hire someone to get my life together for me because clearly I can't
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
3 nurses, 2 prescriptions, and one shot in the ass and ya girl is good to go
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
I'm just ready for @MorganEbeth to be back at west geezy so I can have a spotter at the gym again
Alex Bastian
@AlexBastian28
Still bitter my wreck caused me to miss the new shark week show that came on last night even more bitter there isn't a shark emoji
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
