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Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
This downward spiral into the dark oblivion of my own personal flaws is brought to you by Finals Week
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Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
GUY:Want to share a taxi?
STUDEN ATHLETE: Share?? The only thing I share is SUCCESS with my Mom, Squad, and God
Rigatoni 7:11
STUDEN ATHLETE: Share?? The only thing I share is SUCCESS with my Mom, Squad, and God
Rigatoni 7:11
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Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
Girl: French is the language of love
Me: French explorers named the mountains south of Yellowstone the "TΓ©tons" cause they look like boobs
Me: French explorers named the mountains south of Yellowstone the "TΓ©tons" cause they look like boobs
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
The U.S government can let Gucci Mane out of jail but Marvel can't let Captain America out of the closet
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
She's an independent business woman apprehensive about figure skating
He's literally Satan
This summer, get ready for
Hell Frozen Over
He's literally Satan
This summer, get ready for
Hell Frozen Over
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
Sex Tip: Ask her to show you the CarFax
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
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Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
[in the club]
Go on and raise your hands, cause we poppin' rubber bands
*Lobsters in the crowd are going wild*
Go on and raise your hands, cause we poppin' rubber bands
*Lobsters in the crowd are going wild*
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
β@Ayye_Cali: J. Cole- Tales of 2 Cities | Finger Tutting vine.co/v/OpVathUJEVVβ @T_Longstreth
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
Matt Kuhn Update: Matt Kuhn has texted me and let me know that he is staying elsewhere tonight. The manhunt has come to a close. Stay
Alex Rogaski
@AlexRogaski
*Scrabble
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
