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@AlexaObledo
@AlexaObledo Woohoo good job
Retweet of status by @DrakeDeWall
08 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @AlexaObledo Woohoo good job π
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lex
@AlexaObledo
I made her chug over FaceTime and now she's drunk @AlexaObledo pic.twitter.com/kooRaehHVq
Retweet of status by @BrookeFreed7
28 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I made her chug over FaceTime and now she's drunkπ @AlexaObledo https://t.co/kooRaehHVq
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@AlexaObledo
Customer: "it says it's waiting on you"
well then wait wtf, can't you see I'm bagging YOUR shit. Either come help me or stfu
well then wait wtf, can't you see I'm bagging YOUR shit. Either come help me or stfu
Retweet of status by @desssireemarie
29 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Customer: "it says it's waiting on you"
well then wait wtf, can't you see I'm bagging YOUR shit. Either come help me or stfu ππ
lex
@AlexaObledo
@AlexaObledo What mama? I'll tell you when you're older...
Retweet of status by @shannonsahabi
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @AlexaObledo What mama? I'll tell you when you're older... π
lex
@AlexaObledo
It's so weird not living with Alexa...I miss it
Retweet of status by @selenaobledo
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's so weird not living with Alexa...I miss it π
lex
@AlexaObledo
My brother just said "finally living with my wife is like having a slumber party with my best friend every night"
Retweet of status by @sam_kulka
12 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My brother just said "finally living with my wife is like having a slumber party with my best friend every night" π
lex
@AlexaObledo
Today I ask you to love yourself enough to realize there is no room in your heart for hate
Retweet of status by @bohemianbabes
05 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today I ask you to love yourself enough to realize there is no room in your heart for hate πΈπ
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@AlexaObledo
When @AlexaObledo texts you at 7 am and asks if you wanna go to church
Retweet of status by @BrookeFreed7
28 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When @AlexaObledo texts you at 7 am and asks if you wanna go to churchβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
lex
@AlexaObledo
Me and @AlexaObledo have been napping in my bed all day and it feels so good
Retweet of status by @BrookeFreed7
17 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me and @AlexaObledo have been napping in my bed all day and it feels so goodπ΄
lex
@AlexaObledo
GSW barely win against Spurs W/ out Kawhi & Parker
Retweet of status by @bryangarza31
14 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote GSW barely win against Spurs W/ out Kawhi & Parker π
lex
@AlexaObledo
take me to Santorini in Greece pic.twitter.com/mlRhDgd2vm
Retweet of status by @TheDopeViews
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote take me to Santorini in GreeceπΎπ΄ https://t.co/mlRhDgd2vm
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ