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Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
I think I over clean my phone.
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Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@Tcylor_Swift Don't throw pie at me!
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Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
The Walking Dead is on somewhere.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@ZoCDeschanel I'm gonna hiccup in your mouth.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@JMFlyzik You know me so well.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
My fiancΓ© is the cutest guy ever. Especially when he's drooling and mumbling in his sleep. On my shoulder, whilst we're on a plane.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@jeremymckinnnon Thank ya! My vagina is tingling.
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Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@KendraaGoree My Matt.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@LydiaMcLcughlin Last time I checked I was a man.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
@ItsJBarakat Then your sex life is down the drain.
Alexander William
@AlexwAllTimeLow
My nan repeats my name at least three times every time she talks to me.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
