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Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
Who you know make waves in a low tide? #planes
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Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
Nothing makes me wanna kill a small puppy more than being in the middle of a set and your earphones get ripped out of your ears!!
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Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
Why do I love sparking water so much... Regular water will just never cut it
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
"Dag-nabit!" funniest thing to hear an old person say ever
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
I can't with trash #atleastmakemoneyforit
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
Me and my bitches be like too perfect vine.co/v/MuY9V7rOznj
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
They really nailed this one on the head!! pic.twitter.com/R97HNnCUMM
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Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
I always get self conscious if people can hear the song I'm listening to while working out... Ain't no one need to know my jamz #ratchet
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
He goes "Friday the 13th! Be safe with those scissors"
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
RT @AndreinaBoo: Part deux @Alyssa_BASED http://t.co/CDtavWxDNh
Alyssa Malfatti
@Alyssa_BASED
I swear I'm gonna miss that lil guy whenever he goes.. He's literally the worlds best dog. Not a thing id change about him.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
