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Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
When a friend tells me theyโre freaking out I send this emoji: โ๐ฆบ (service dog)
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Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Every day I look forward to coming home and using my new water pik
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Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Elizabeth Holmes actually asked my advice for this whole Theranos thing & I said try using a deeper voice whoops
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
My thanksgiving tradition is texting my exes in a group text โgrateful for u dudes โ
Amy Silverberg - Helium in Portland July 25
@AmySilverberg
You can trust meโeverything I know Iโve learned from novels
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Imagine having sex with Snoopy but first he takes off his collar
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
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Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Replace the confederate โ๐ฆบ statues ๐ฆฎ with statues of famous โ๐ฆบ dogs ๐ฆฎ
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Iโll leave twitter for two hours and be like โMan it was really nice to take a day away from social media โ
Retweet of status by @rachelpegram
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
@rrkaplan Those r def good for you
Amy Silverberg
@AmySilverberg
Iโve been sober from making this hand gesture for one month and itโs been so difficult
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
