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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Me: I'm looking for friends or dates
Him: cool. What are you into... Fun wise
Me: bye
Him: cool. What are you into... Fun wise
Me: bye
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
When someone's inviting you to do something and you're like "ugh I dont want to be social. I have to put clothes on... And talk. "
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
I do what I want
Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
#1 thing I look for in a potential bf is do you enjoy my humor? and will you encourage it? If not, BYE FELICIA.
Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Loved this photoshoot pic.twitter.com/qR4W9VRvvw
Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Just drove an hour with a low tire to work with no one I know
Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
we went to downtown disney today pic.twitter.com/bbDIEvJZUP
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
My middle finger solutes anyone who has ever cheated on their significant other
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Why does everyone that follow me have @OfficialBradlee as their profile picture!
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Let's make it happen #TScallSavannah pic.twitter.com/PGa3WJAUGO
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Austin James
@AustinJamesBurk
Cuddling Addict Here
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
