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Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
@ArtificialChris as long as you're higher on the totem pole, I'm answering texts promptly. Everyone else is a mooch
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Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
I am SO ready for the Mayans MC. @sutterink did it again! Absolutely buzzing
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Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
I feel like all action movies have badass presidents. Why can't we get one of those?
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Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
When the line looks short at Sport Clips, but they're doing a Double MVP promotion, which adds an hour to each cut...
Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
if you don't want me to eventually unfollow you, be an active follower.
i.e. like and retweet my shit every once and a while
i.e. like and retweet my shit every once and a while
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Not Not Austin Mayse
@AustinMayse
<this emoji is very clearly wearing mom jeans
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
