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madi
@AverageMorm
what I want: cuddles
what I'm getting: struggles
what I'm getting: struggles
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madi
@AverageMorm
@AverageMorm okay, your bio kills me
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madi
@AverageMorm
my vagina is a super cool man
uhhhhm... surprise ΒΏ? twitter.com/simplysmartassβ¦
uhhhhm... surprise ΒΏ? twitter.com/simplysmartassβ¦
madi
@AverageMorm
I find out everythingggg. no sense in trying to lie to me because I bet your ass I already know the truth
madi
@AverageMorm
The fact that I have way more clothes to workout/sleep in than clothes to go out in says a lot about me.
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madi
@AverageMorm
I can't get enough of this video... vine.co/v/eZU7p9Hag5n
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madi
@AverageMorm
tbh im just excited to get married because I'm sick of being cold af every night
husbands= human heaters
husbands= human heaters
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madi
@AverageMorm
not very cute but I'll treat you right
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madi
@AverageMorm
DON'T WEAR DOC MARTENS IF YOU HAVEN'T STUDIED MEDICINE
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madi
@AverageMorm
I'd like to file a complaint bc it's cuddle weather & no one is cuddling me
madi
@AverageMorm
me: im gonna use some lavender oils to help me fall asleep
Me: ill only use a few drops
Me: accidentally spills whole bottle
Me: ill only use a few drops
Me: accidentally spills whole bottle
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
