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Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
RIP Queen Elizabeth.
At least you got to sack Boris Johnson before you passed
At least you got to sack Boris Johnson before you passed
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Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
If GBeebies goes bankrupt, I will officially become the most reliable and credible news source in the UK! This is sooo exciting
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Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
Kind'a awkward when you're supposed to be doing parody and every word in your article is true
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
BREAKING: Liz Truss has pledged a National Insurance cut which will be worth a whopping 76p to the poorest members of society. We're saved
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
@MarinaPurkiss If only we had journalists at the BBC prepared to do this sort of thing
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
BREAKING: Tory MPs are despondent as they realise they have just lost the next general election
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
BREAKING: Carrie Johnson is pregnant with triplets
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Laura Kuenssberg Translator
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@NadineDorries Very brave of Nadine to finally announce she has dyslexia at the age of 64
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
@MarinaPurkiss @GillFarrell7 Wow, you're finally going into politics? That's so exciting
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
@Mike_Fabricant Not even Google is sure if Michael is real pic.twitter.com/FtMQ9SggFb
Laura Kuenssberg Translator
@BBCLauraKT
@BorisJohnson_MP Happy Valentine's Day, my love
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
