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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
dentist: you need to stop grinding your teeth
student athlete: Stop Grinding? The Grind Never Stops No Breaks We Stay Dream Chasing
student athlete: Stop Grinding? The Grind Never Stops No Breaks We Stay Dream Chasing
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
hoes be 6'5 with size 13 feet talkin bout "Who Want Me "
Bitch The Knicks
Bitch The Knicks
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
I was inna uber today and the dude says "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said "Turn left."
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
THE ONLYTYPE OF MATHI FUCK WITHIS DA VISION
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
When I'm at McDonald'sI get a McChicken
But when my girl hornyI'm giving her a McDicking
But when my girl hornyI'm giving her a McDicking
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
I miss my girl so dang bad
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
I'm just glad farts aren't contagious like yawns.
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
I think I popped a blood vessel in my forearm pic.twitter.com/aKwRhTqrqY
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Girls want a man with
A car
Big dick
Muscles
Muscle on his dick
Good looks
Money
Two dicks
All a man want is
True love
A car
Big dick
Muscles
Muscle on his dick
Good looks
Money
Two dicks
All a man want is
True love
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
if u get ur girl pregnant on the stairs
wouldn't the kid be ur step-child οΈ
wouldn't the kid be ur step-child οΈ
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
My microwave broke af, this bitch goes from 100 to 59 .
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
