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Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker
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Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
People are too fucking spoiled by technology these days.
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Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
I do not want to get up & get ready. I do not want to adult today.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
@whenweawake I wish I could burn my kitchen down for sure.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
My mom is the queen of breaking promises. I vowed a long time ago to never be like her & do that to my kids.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
Going go bed early bcs my stomach is killing me. Hope resting helps.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
Well.....laundry came to an abrupt halt as they have turned off the water in my neighborhood. A heads up would have been nice.
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@BakedWifeLife
So bummed last nights constant tornado coverage means no Law & Order on my dvr and it's not on demand.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
I'm so sorry, snapchat friends, I have really sucked at opening and responding to snaps lately.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
My kid is the king of backtracking after he's said something he might get in trouble for. It's funny as well as obnoxious.
Baked Wife
@BakedWifeLife
I officially love this app. #authenticweather pic.twitter.com/GpbDhu407J
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
