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30 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Literally couldn't help myself laughing so much and in tears on @Beno_ldn views on the certian pussys πππ funny as fuck man
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28 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You man that try to pick up girls on twitter are pathetic... Girls, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it π
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copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you know you're being annoying but you don't give a fuck because you're finding yourself too hilarious π
Benny
@Beno_ldn
It's sad how people think if you don't post it you don't have it &if you don't post someone there's no one, some things are better private
Retweet of status by @MissMcCleary
27 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's sad how people think if you don't post it you don't have it &if you don't post someone there's no one, some things are better private β¨
Benny
@Beno_ldn
Uno them people who "hate you" yet they follow you on all social media
21 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Uno them people who "hate you" yet they follow you on all social media π€
16 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone cancels plans last minute, u feel like you've been used. You was promised so much & then thrown out in the cold. Like a hoe π
Benny
@Beno_ldn
When the cash machine charges you Β£2.50 to get your money out but tells to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
13 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the cash machine charges you Β£2.50 to get your money out but tells to cover your pin so you don't get robbed. π€
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13 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're broke near your girlfriends birthday just buy her a sexy pair of Sports Direct brand goalie gloves and tell her she is a keeper π
Benny
@Beno_ldn
The iPhone 7 is water resistant but my phone is always dry anyway
08 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The iPhone 7 is water resistant but my phone is always dry anyway ππ
05 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just went to the corner shop and see a girl I banged like 6 months ago with a pregnant belly..I had to do a yungen and run off ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ
04 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People that are my age who've never had a job and get everything handed to them on a plate by mummy and daddy irritate the life out of me π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ