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@Benschoter5
Instead of an accountant to handle my money, I need someone to handle my alcohol intake on the weekends
Retweet of status by @humbert_derek
18 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Instead of an accountant to handle my money, I need someone to handle my alcohol intake on the weekends ๐
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BENZ
@Benschoter5
I went on a date tonight & this guy went from 90s country to punk & now I think Iโm in love & donโt know how to hang
01 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went on a date tonight & this guy went from 90s country to punk & now I think Iโm in love & donโt know how to hang๐
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@Benschoter5
Wish Iโd rather lost a parent than have them walk right out of your life... shit still be affecting me
03 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wish Iโd rather lost a parent than have them walk right out of your life... shit still be affecting me๐
BENZ
@Benschoter5
My type lllโs are gonna be ready this week
11 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My type lllโs are gonna be ready this week๐
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@Benschoter5
Dear boys: if you have feelings for me wait until after summer to tell me bc Iโm trying to go wild with nothing on my conscience thanks
Retweet of status by @JoSloan_4
15 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear boys: if you have feelings for me wait until after summer to tell me bc Iโm trying to go wild with nothing on my conscience thanks ๐๐ฝ
Taystee
@Benschoter5
So I like really hated you @kristenbensch when we were growing up... but now I sorta love you
11 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So I like really hated you @kristenbensch when we were growing up... but now I sorta love you๐
Taystee
@Benschoter5
I hate when Iโm sitting in traffic and i inch up a little and the person behind me INCHES UP TOO wtf LEAVE ME ALONEEE
Retweet of status by @JoSloan_4
12 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate when Iโm sitting in traffic and i inch up a little and the person behind me INCHES UP TOO wtf LEAVE ME ALONEEE๐๐
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@Benschoter5
I just searched for a hair tie for 5 minutes & then one fell out of my hair #CurlyHairProblems
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just searched for a hair tie for 5 minutes & then one fell out of my hair๐ #CurlyHairProblems
Taystee
@Benschoter5
@Benschoter5 My god. I couldnโt love another human more. Come home soon
Retweet of status by @lex_carteaux
02 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Benschoter5 My god. I couldnโt love another human more. Come home soon โค๏ธ
Taystee
@Benschoter5
My roommate is whispering in her sleep again
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My roommate is whispering in her sleep again๐
Taystee
@Benschoter5
I look forward to the day we get to do it all again. Till then, I miss you sailor twitter.com/benschoter5/stโฆ
Retweet of status by @Nicole97Smith
14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I look forward to the day we get to do it all again. Till then, I miss you sailor ๐บ๐ธโค๏ธ https://t.co/vXfTPEGzFi
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐