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Big Al
@BigAlSays
What's the difference between wisdom and luck?
One is clever. The other is clover.
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One is clever. The other is clover.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
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Big Al
@BigAlSays
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a bee comes after it.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
Because a bee comes after it.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
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Happy #friyay and Happy #WorldSmileDay2022, Pals! I don't exactly smile, but this is pretty close I thinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Big Al
@BigAlSays
Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?
I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over agβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over agβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?π«³
Squash.
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(But no joke!...BOO! at the Zoo is hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Squash.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
(But no joke!...BOO! at the Zoo is hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
Happy #friyay and Happy #WorldSmileDay2022, Pals! I don't exactly smile, but this is pretty close I thinβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
What's a rabbit's favorite kind of book?
Anything with a hoppy ending.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
Happy Nationaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Anything with a hoppy ending.
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Happy Nationaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they keep getting lost at C.
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Because they keep getting lost at C.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
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Big Al
@BigAlSays
What did one flag say to the other?
Nothing. It just waved.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
(Hope your July 4th wasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Nothing. It just waved.
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(Hope your July 4th wasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
Pride Night at @zooknoxville!
Everyone needs all the Pals they can get. I'm always ready and happy to be yours. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Everyone needs all the Pals they can get. I'm always ready and happy to be yours. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
How do you know if certain trees are dogwoods?
By their bark.
#TortoiseJokeTuesday
It's getting to be supeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
By their bark.
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It's getting to be supeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Big Al
@BigAlSays
What do you call two spiders that just got married? οΈ οΈ
Newlywebs.
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Newlywebs.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
