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Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
"Cuddling with someone else's bae is even warmer because their blood pressure is high from fear of getting caught."
Retweet of status by @daru_desi_
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Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
Why are they selling Mono Sodium Glutamate to Businessmen? #MSGForBusinessmen
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Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
@CapgeminiIndia A lot of motivation Got to meet some wonderful people in different offices! #LifeAtCapgemini
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
All Non BJP supporters now after Barkha Dutt's account got hacked! pic.twitter.com/uu1bWcyDBX
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
My Bangali friend bought a new vehicle. I asked her, "Which one"?
She replied, "Bolbo"
I'm still waiting for her answer.
She replied, "Bolbo"
I'm still waiting for her answer.
Retweet of status by @TheGhostRider31
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
I Need a Day Between Saturday and Sunday AND
That day is " Soney De"
That day is " Soney De"
Retweet of status by @MishicaNagpal
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
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@BinaryGru
And Someone said Steve Harvey should announce the results of #Election2016 #Trump vs #Hillary #GoodLuck America!β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/7β¦
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
Can't believe AQI levels in Delhi actually peaked at 999 twitter.com/RajanAnandan/sβ¦
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
Wish a very #HappyDiwali to all my brothers and sisters protecting us on our borders, customs, immigrations, reserve force & our Policemen
Rizwan Siddiquee
@BinaryGru
So now since Ratan Tata has raised the Intolerance Flag, Bhakts will send him to Pakistan and Baba Ramdev will takeover Tata Industries
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
