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Your Negative Opinions About Me Are Fan-Fiction
@BlackVelvetMara
Why are they all the same pic.twitter.com/54Rl066IoH
Retweet of status by @keatingssixth
07 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why are they all the same 🌚 https://t.co/54Rl066IoH
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Black Velvet. The "FemiNazi" that Triggers Hoteps.
@BlackVelvetMara
Y’all black women tweet this as if black mens failure as man didn’t have yall out there working long hours sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
17 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y’all black women tweet this as if black mens failure as man didn’t have yall out there working long hours😐 sorry… https://t.co/oJzsdfqPr7
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Traditional Men do not exist.
@BlackVelvetMara
This was difficult pic.twitter.com/HpdVUA7xir
28 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This was difficult 😩 https://t.co/HpdVUA7xir
Dusties are not High Value.
@BlackVelvetMara
This dog pic.twitter.com/RnLxwIrZTj
Retweet of status by @Queen_Finxa
22 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This dog 🥺 https://t.co/RnLxwIrZTj
TW // Pronouns
@BlackVelvetMara
180-pound dog has been best friends with the mailwoman since he was 7 weeks old — she even visits on her days off pic.twitter.com/AM8RvNqjkW
21 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 180-pound dog has been best friends with the mailwoman since he was 7 weeks old — she even visits on her days off ❤️ https://t.co/AM8RvNqjkW
Only snowflakes are triggered by pronouns.
@BlackVelvetMara
Is there a Caribbean or UK Black version of Yvette pushing the “Africans sold us” rhetoric? pic.twitter.com/YZLyc3fgjL
Retweet of status by @NewAfrikanMind
12 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Is there a Caribbean or UK Black version of Yvette pushing the “Africans sold us” rhetoric? 🤣 https://t.co/YZLyc3fgjL
Black Supremacy Month
@BlackVelvetMara
Wait I actually like this version of the joke better
Companies: "We believe in meritocracy around here."
The me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Companies: "We believe in meritocracy around here."
The me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
20 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait I actually like this version of the joke better👇🏾
Companies: "We believe in meritocracy around here."
The me… https://t.co/y60Mm0rmrk
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Give Him Back to the Streets
@BlackVelvetMara
I love Black marching bands omg. twitter.com/ericabuddingto…
28 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love Black marching bands omg.🥺💛 https://t.co/EkaT4HuQtH
Puck the Folice
@BlackVelvetMara
Y’all better be including Trans men in International Mens day, so help me
Retweet of status by @Scholf_A_Loaf
20 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y’all better be including Trans men in International Mens day, so help me 😤😤
I Bully White Supremacists
@BlackVelvetMara
End police brutality #EndSARS pic.twitter.com/euWQMRTxpC
Retweet of status by @MAJORLAZER
20 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote End police brutality 🇳🇬 #EndSARS https://t.co/euWQMRTxpC
Mayocide Participant
@BlackVelvetMara
My mom called my dad about me being bisexual. He told her to leave him alone and is now refusing no to answer her calls.
Love you, dad
Love you, dad
Retweet of status by @Crye_a_lil
01 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom called my dad about me being bisexual. He told her to leave him alone and is now refusing no to answer her calls.
Love you, dad🥰
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊