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michael
@BoettnerMichael
i'm literally crying in the club y'all. he was in the middle of his presentation and he just randomly said that
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michael
@BoettnerMichael
Today was a very productive day! Got a lot of work done. Worked out, smoked 3 blunts & drank a bottle of wine. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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michael
@BoettnerMichael
@seandoorte I wasn't even shook for BeyoncΓ©'s performance. It was literally the same as her concerts
michael
@BoettnerMichael
never been to a party
never drank or smoked
never kissed anybody or had sex
Retweet if you can say the same
never drank or smoked
never kissed anybody or had sex
Retweet if you can say the same
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michael
@BoettnerMichael
"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things" pic.twitter.com/vUWSUiti3z
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michael
@BoettnerMichael
Rihanna looks even prettier when shes mad vine.co/v/5udQxagTOvr
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michael
@BoettnerMichael
@BoettnerMichael omg I u
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mic daddy
@BoettnerMichael
Kanye woke Kim K up to violinists playing in her living room for Mother's Day pic.twitter.com/rxLoBs0VdT
mic daddy
@BoettnerMichael
Retweet @BurtsBees logo without the letter to help ring ack the ees and weβll plant 1,000 s! #BringBackTheBees pic.twitter.com/5Ms6nyCezY
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
