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Brad
@BraddrofliT
I have never been a dick on Twitter. I usually just ignore those that are.
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Brad
@BraddrofliT
In all my years on this earth I have never finished a pencil.
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Brad
@BraddrofliT
Why do I need scissors to open a pack of scissors?
The whole point of buying new scissors is that I donβt fricken have any.
The whole point of buying new scissors is that I donβt fricken have any.
Brad
@BraddrofliT
What would you do if you woke up with 1 billion tomorrow?
Brad
@BraddrofliT
What did you do as a child that would be considered dangerous today?
ME: I hitchhiked everywhere.
ME: I hitchhiked everywhere.
Brad
@BraddrofliT
Which alcohol made yβall throw up and say I never wanna drink again?
Iβll wait
Iβll wait
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
