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i'm michael caine
@BrisSexIsOnFire
when you take a step back and finally realise that your dreams probably wonβt come true and life is likely to be average at best
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i'm michael caine
@BrisSexIsOnFire
A man with a fierce, unreserved sneeze amirite ladies
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i'm michael caine
@BrisSexIsOnFire
said goodbye to one of my nipple bars today. my tiddy feels so naked
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@BrisSexIsOnFire
I'll always be 100% down for any cocktail that involves both green tea and gin #london #sushi⦠instagram.com/p/1djsDxjyfd/
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@Jamiegosling148 between Tesco and the station. Don't worry dearest, I do know the speed limit
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@lydieeee_x hope she got to you safely dear!
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@leiaepclifton can't stop laughing at this
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Ava's gettin her nose did (@ Nudge Nudge Ink Ink) 4sq.com/1v9D9Pa
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@ThePoppyWay been listening to them all week, I can't deal (my only complaint being there's no chance in hell I can sing along)
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
