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Evan
@BrowningEvan
Talking to me is like talking to a SmartWall programmed to say โclassic ______(input noun)โ immediately when it hears a noun.
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Evan
@BrowningEvan
[introducing myself to my advisees]
Hi! I'm pathetic and would love to take this opportunity to apologize in advance!
Hi! I'm pathetic and would love to take this opportunity to apologize in advance!
Evan
@BrowningEvan
Shout out to the moth that flew into my throat as I was preparing to play a solo at tonight's rehearsal
Evan
@BrowningEvan
Leg waxing courtesy of BAND-AID brand adhesive bandages
Evan
@BrowningEvan
@hannergomez We're a pretty amazing trio
Evan
@BrowningEvan
@Kimmerlyyy and I are in the French Whor(n)e section
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Evan
@BrowningEvan
Evan
@BrowningEvan
@davidrainone47 Sorry, I'm taken
Evan
@BrowningEvan
@DanielaSCosta96 Awww thanks! I our unplanned twinning Love you!
Evan
@BrowningEvan
This Christmas, I want the gift of meat. #slimjimdonor
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
