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Selina Kyle
@Buy_A_lexis
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Selina Kyle
@Buy_A_lexis
I legit had a customer come in and ask me what his password was for his email...
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Selina Kyle
@Buy_A_lexis
"You have bewitched me, body and soul."
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Selina Kyle
@Buy_A_lexis
Vicki Vale
@Buy_A_lexis
Unlike Taylor Swift, I'm a nightmare dressed like a nightmare. What yah see is what yah get.
Vicki Vale
@Buy_A_lexis
I watch entirely too much tv. But all the shows I watch are legit.
Vicki Vale
@Buy_A_lexis
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Vicki Vale
@Buy_A_lexis
Don't drink and Tinder.
Alexis DeVaul
@Buy_A_lexis
Well, I know you want a lover.
Let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping in the Devil's bed.
Let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping in the Devil's bed.
Alexis DeVaul
@Buy_A_lexis
You know you're getting old when cranberry juice gives you heart burn.
Alexis DeVaul
@Buy_A_lexis
I am entirely too obsessed with cream cheese. I could eat it on anything...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
