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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Happy Friday Beautiful People
Let's make today better than yesterday then have a kick-ass weekend
Let's make today better than yesterday then have a kick-ass weekend
Retweet of status by @Karabo_Mokgoko
28 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy Friday Beautiful People ๐
Let's make today better than yesterday then have a kick-ass weekend ๐
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30 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do not take LYRICAยฎ if you have:
General biliousness
Fool's lumbago
The hot sneezes
Eskimo chilblain
Crimson Bob
Pinsetter's woe
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Had a client tell me if the blizzard knocked out her power she'd be fine because she just bought two warm electric blankets
#blizzard2017
#blizzard2017
Retweet of status by @UltraPunch
14 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Had a client tell me if the blizzard knocked out her power she'd be fine because she just bought two warm electric blankets ๐
#blizzard2017
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
#1 Reason to look forward to the end of the day:
1. Take off my bra
1. Take off my bra
Retweet of status by @lovemydogduck
14 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #1 Reason to look forward to the end of the day:
1. Take off my bra โ
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Saturday morning: thatโs when I get up just as early and do jack-shit with the exuberance that I seemingly hoarded during the week
Retweet of status by @sc_vaughn
15 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Saturday morning: thatโs when I get up just as early and do jack-shit with the exuberance that I seemingly hoarded during the week ๐
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
I thought I got a DM just now but when I checked nobody was there... Oh great now I have a ghost stalking me.
Retweet of status by @lovemydogduck
25 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I thought I got a DM just now but when I checked nobody was there... Oh great now I have a ghost stalking me.๐ป
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
WACO, TEXAS
Makin' Florida Look Good Since 1982
Makin' Florida Look Good Since 1982
Retweet of status by @ScottLinnen
19 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote WACO, TEXAS
Makin' Florida Look Good Since 1982โข
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
'Oh I just died in your arms tonight'
Yes, indeed, it is quite unfortunate you were unable to make it to the washroom on time
Yes, indeed, it is quite unfortunate you were unable to make it to the washroom on time
Retweet of status by @DonQuickoats
08 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐ถ 'Oh I just died in your arms tonight'
Yes, indeed, it is quite unfortunate you were unable to make it to the washroom on time
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐