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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
Everyone should know this #CPR but hopefully never have to use it pic.twitter.com/VhUr17Bozc
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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
I said maybe, youβre gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, youβre my Joey Ralls pic.twitter.com/sUsDLsWQ0C
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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
This got a two day hangover written all over it
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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
@SkyBet done the price boost of Aguero and Jesus to score at half time and Jesus didn't make it out for the second halfwill it be void?
Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
Carly sleep talking and shock horror she's giving me a bollocking
Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
My dads heard that running backwards burns more calories so he's just run a lap of cyfartha lake backwards FFS
Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
5 weeks until Ibiza
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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
I still can't believe @smithy1510 comeback last night after years out of the game #Beckham
Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
Dublin can't come quick enough. Four more days in work.
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Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
Callum Evans
@Callum_Evo
Lost my only car key so I can't drive anywhere and it's going to cost Β£200 to replace it
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
