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@Calripkin
Favorite emoji to use. It's my I was just kidding... Unless you going do it face.
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@Calripkin
Kids: what's that thing in the background?
Me: A phone booth
Kids: Like a charging station?
Me:
#HappyMothersDay pic.twitter.com/rPA1QtBmeQ
Me: A phone booth
Kids: Like a charging station?
Me:
#HappyMothersDay pic.twitter.com/rPA1QtBmeQ
Retweet of status by @hollyrpeete
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Cal
@Calripkin
My mom stays leaving this emoji ββ in my Instagram comments.
Cal
@Calripkin
Yβall ever seen this show My 600 pound Lifeβ ew
Cal
@Calripkin
Ew
Cal
@Calripkin
My bad.. RT @MandaBB: Really makes me angry when people talk about having a hard time gaining weight
Cal
@Calripkin
So should I start you next week or nah nigga? RT @ReggieBush:
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@Calripkin
Spent $80 on them this weekend. RT @SimplyLucyLu: Them tolls to NYC
Cal
@Calripkin
It's 100 degrees out and the African in here smelling like muskrat ass.
Cal
@Calripkin
He kept putting sad faces⦠lmfaoooo this nigga
Cal
@Calripkin
You have to love DC RT @MandaBB: @Calripkin dude came in with a ribbon on his neck yesterday. Tied in a big bow
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
