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Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
Today is not the first of July, so the unexpected news is that I go home tomorrow...... #idiot
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Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
Save water... Shower together
Retweet of status by @TheSexology
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Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
I must remember to not buy heavy items at lunch time when I have to walk home! #notmyfinestmoment
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@amber3400 have I seen you somewhere around...... You look familiar......
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@lisabarton07 true
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
After months of searching, today I found her...... Then another turns up on the same day! Yup, I've got someone to see The Corrs with me!
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@amelkn72 @nikki_fell I dance like nobody's watching, and sing like nobody's listening..... Cause they're not.....
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Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@nikki_fell if she is mute, she could be the perfect girlfriend...... #doesntanswerback
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@amelkn72 @nikki_fell I also have impeccable manners, and only give a girl a lap dance once she's drunk.....
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
@southamptonstar clearly your cooking is more tempting than mine
Cara Chirgwin
@CaraChirgwin
Does anyone know how to skillfully insert a violin up someone's arse? No? I'll just ram it up there then!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
