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Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
I am so lonely itโs a joke
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Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
@KierTaylorr U need the sugar coated ones they slide down smoothly
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Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
Why do people take pure offence to the word cunt lol? Itโs like one of my fave words to use
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Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
FINALLY taxed and insured my new car so can now actually drive again after a year and a half
Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
As if I wouldโve almost missed my appointment for micropigmentaion eyebrows today thought it was tomorrow, Iโm so dumb
Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
Leyton grabbed my phone and managed to get this up? pic.twitter.com/FpGoYd5mgT
Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
Too tired, grumpy today
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Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
You know you're a mum when you constantly have CBeebies songs stuck in your head
Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
I bought 12 choc oranges cos they were buy 1 get 2 free and was gunna save them for xmas but now I can't stop fucking eating them
Carla
@Carlaa_Harrison
Want to fake tan but proper worried about tanning Leytons face when breastfeeding
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
