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carter “cool girl” cruise
@CarterCruise
so hungover that i temporarily forgot the password to my laptop that’s been the same for 12 years
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carter “cool girl” cruise
@CarterCruise
one time a guy was going down on me & i just started cracking up because a nickelback song randomly popped into my head he was not amused
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carter “cool girl” cruise
@CarterCruise
when you see a hot guy but his bio says “jesus is king”
carter “disco lemonade” cruise
@CarterCruise
my instagram story is absolutely unhinged right now
carter “disco lemonade” cruise
@CarterCruise
if you’re gonna pretend you didn’t know me then maybe unsend the instagram DMs you sent in 2015 before i see them
professional opener
@CarterCruise
just dropped some new thongs on @afterdark_la for all our punk bbs laafterdark.co
: Just Wanna Rock (… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
: Just Wanna Rock (… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
professional opener
@CarterCruise
some d-list media personalities BIG mad that they’re not “special” anymore
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carter cru-zyn poocher
@CarterCruise
what it’s like to open for @bertkreischer on the #fullyloadedtour pic.twitter.com/cNfcem3Cgj
cool girl cruise
@CarterCruise
@CarterCruise Gorgeous gorgeous girls make trap relevant again
Retweet of status by @BeeautyNSFW
cool girl cruise
@CarterCruise
listing my mental illnesses in my bio so everyone knows i’m not like other girls
cool girl cruise
@CarterCruise
best thing about quarantining is that you just get to throw trash & dishes out of your bedroom & someone else has to deal with it
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
