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@ChairOfWheels
Why is toasted bread called toast but toasted anything else just has 'toasted' added to its name?
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Chair
@ChairOfWheels
If you didnβt make at least 5 people smile and laugh today youβre not me with these looks sense of humor is key
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Chair
@ChairOfWheels
To get #InMyUFO the code is
B A Start
B A Start
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Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
#IfIOnlyHadAHammer I still wouldn't get nailed
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Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
@candidqueso It's all I've got going for me, considering I'm a head on a chair
Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
Iβve finally given up!
#ReasonsForAHighFive pic.twitter.com/wdiroby0FI
#ReasonsForAHighFive pic.twitter.com/wdiroby0FI
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@ChairOfWheels
@ChairOfWheels @JellyStilettos I dunno man, you got yourself a good looking wife...
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Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
#TimesIWalkedAway
It wasn't what I thought it was. pic.twitter.com/ymNSHOyuQA
It wasn't what I thought it was. pic.twitter.com/ymNSHOyuQA
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Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
#IAlwaysTHOUGHT the pull and pray method would work but it doesn't if you don't pull
Head Chair
@ChairOfWheels
If you #JustJoinedTheMafiaAnd know it clap your hands...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
