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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
The giant arse spider over the door and I have an agreement that I don't eff with him & he doesn't jump onto my head as I walk under him.
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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
Just woke up and I can't decide whether I want a cup of coffee or a beer... #NightShiftProbz
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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
Steve Kerr's got jokes #AlternativeFacts (via @anthonyVslater) pic.twitter.com/otGqbiRZds
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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
Someone make sure that there's a nacho bar at my funeral ๏ธ thx
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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
The "Old and Out of Control" Snapchat story is by far the best part of my entire 2016.
Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
When ur phone dies at 26% pic.twitter.com/Bz7jWYDlZa
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Charleen Sims
@CharleenBrianne
Trump Takes Credit For Keeping A Ford Factory In The US, But It Was Never Moving To Mexico buzzfeed.com/salvadorhernanโฆ pic.twitter.com/FdQq9EwRNc
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Charleen Simsโข
@CharleenBrianne
@katiem822 Love this. Still remember we had Chipotle and watched Black Box that night... Had to work off the guac.
Charleen Simsโข
@CharleenBrianne
I wish I had a boyfriend that texted me as consistently as Chick-Fil-A does.
Charleen Simsโข
@CharleenBrianne
This girl at Mudhouse just keeps yelling at her boyfriend: "All I want is a giant bowl of mashed potatoes. Can't you do that for me?"
Charleen Simsโข
@CharleenBrianne
Happy Halloween! #TakeTheCrown pic.twitter.com/CXFZtJExh4
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
