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ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Me: smells like a fire outside
Jacob: that’s just my heart burning for you
5 years later you still smooth
Jacob: that’s just my heart burning for you
5 years later you still smooth
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ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Such an interesting soul this human is twitter.com/ChrissySmithhh…
Retweet of status by @wilmalauder1
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ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
I stayed up for nothing pic.twitter.com/EhqqveJZ7K
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
American horror story is too good at taking modern day fears and scaring the shit outta all of us. God damn
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
“You don’t like like a mom”
Well thanks bob, for the compliment, but no one asked you
Well thanks bob, for the compliment, but no one asked you
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Jacob showed up home with a bottle of wine and Cheetos, man if I ain’t the luckiest
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Mom and dad tourist pics. Man we’re gonna be cool grandparents one day pic.twitter.com/upqzL7oGwE
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ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Where would your dream home be located?
Mine would be in the woods surrounded by animals and trees
Mine would be in the woods surrounded by animals and trees
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Donut sweat it pic.twitter.com/QS92AdoaNK
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
Dunkin has cookie dough coffee back y’all
ChrissyMarie🦄
@ChrissySmithhh
It literally costs $0.00 to be a nice person
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
