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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
Iced coffee to drink & things to get done
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
Morning affirmations:
I am healthy
I am happy
I am positive
I am worthy
I am grateful
I am confident
I am beautiful
I am healthy
I am happy
I am positive
I am worthy
I am grateful
I am confident
I am beautiful
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
An older man at church reminded parents to hold their children when they ask to be held because one day, we physically won't be able to
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
I love mom twitter like I love being excited for other people's lives. Like oh you got a positive test? YAS GIRL.
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
"You will never look back on life & think you've spent too much time with your kids". Exactly why I love being a SAHM
Retweet of status by @sschultz29
Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
I'm so guilty of showing off my child. talking about her 24/7, showing pictures all the time.. she's just awesome I love her
Retweet of status by @Cheyennebbygurl
Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
I've got cellulite & my eyebrows ain't shit, but I've got great taste in music & I can make you laugh
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
other mama's are not my competition;
I stand with them, not against them.
I stand with them, not against them.
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
I love being an asshole when driving to people who are being huge assholes when I have the opportunity to safely do so
Retweet of status by @Tokin_Tonks
Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
I swear stoner friends are the most easy going & so easy to get along with
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Midwest Mombie
@Collegeblonde
being a parent is shoveling food down your throat so fast to the point you're choking yourself, before your child wakes up from their nap
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
