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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Cracking statue Gromit lad ... pic.twitter.com/wLjAkkuuvQ
16 Oct 22
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Greetings from a slightly misty and chilly Lake District pic.twitter.com/5acOg3kbMz
18 Dec 21
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All I wanted was a bacon butty pic.twitter.com/KZkxKBosjZ
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
All I wanted was a bacon butty pic.twitter.com/KZkxKBosjZ
25 Oct 21
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All I wanted was a bacon butty π€£π€£π€£ https://t.co/KZkxKBosjZ
Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
SitRep .... With my new chauffeur @TheMiniChaos pic.twitter.com/rmBrAnbTIW
31 Jul 21
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
@CopThatCooks It's okay .. I'm sure you can task a bog standard to do your running about so those shoes can stay under your desk
11 Jan 21
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Today's earworm for you all ... no need to thank me
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youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEβ¦
02 Jan 21
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
@SgtTwatbadger Authorisation granted .. carry on as you were ... (And send a jar over here )
30 Nov 20
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
@BullshirePolice @LEGO_Group There's no answer to that
27 Nov 20
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Today we have mostly been practicing 'large branch carrying' .. with the aid of a suitable training device .. pic.twitter.com/gcBItAceAw
05 Nov 20
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Look at this masterpiece ... Best two quid I've spent in ages pic.twitter.com/cBRKLf0hhR
Retweet of status by @ConstableChaos
04 Feb 20
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Constable Chaos
@ConstableChaos
Good for him mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-β¦
27 Dec 19
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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