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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
Used to think I needed a husband but a dildo and a therapist is working pretty well so far so
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
GM did you know that's a 15 year old girl is currently incarcerated for failing to finishing her homework during… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
It’s midnight and I want to take a long shower just to use this new soap I like a lot......
Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
Elect not to leave the house? Girl, I’m a pushy bottom I know ALL about refusing to travel
Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
okay, I’m done. ctrl was a moment. pic.twitter.com/7mrS86aW4k
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
Hello there. Unclench your jaw.
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
She saw the travel bag come out. Have to give her some extra special attention before I go. pic.twitter.com/KXAz3u3qlt
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
The backlash
The ascent of Fascism
The nightmare
The looming danger of a backslide
These are all su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
The ascent of Fascism
The nightmare
The looming danger of a backslide
These are all su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
@MegaMan1118 FOUND EM!
Petty Mayonnaise
@ConstantFail
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! May 2019 be PRODUCTIVE/PROSPEROUS/STRESSFREE/GOOD HEALTH/ LOVE pic.twitter.com/njjIa2phpK
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Auntie Meme, Also Boo!
@ConstantFail
@KosherSoul Everyone needs a partner who will look at them like we stared down those @IdaBsTable biscuits from across the room
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
