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Lori
@Cornjerker78
It's not procrastination, if you don't do it at all.
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
What's the best way to eat kale? with olive oil, so it's easy to scrape in the trash? or just trashing it outright?
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
I am convinced that different people awaken different beasts in you .
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
Some people have wind chymes at their places.
I make do with ice cubes in my whiskey glasses
I make do with ice cubes in my whiskey glasses
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
@MisterD78UK @ContestThursday Congrats MrD!
& most welcome pic.twitter.com/ZhpJ887V6S
& most welcome pic.twitter.com/ZhpJ887V6S
Lori
@Cornjerker78
Does that look like a Cheeseburger to you, McFuckups? pic.twitter.com/6lvqBR7DoG
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
Eyes glimmer with hope for the future while my heart blooms with the wisdom of the past pic.twitter.com/HMlrg1Fhs8
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
Just sneezed 15 times in a row and there's no one here to say 'bless you'
Think I've just summoned the devil
Think I've just summoned the devil
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
{Road sign: SURVEY AHEAD}
Me, driving up: "Steve Harvey?!"
Me, driving up: "Steve Harvey?!"
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Lori
@Cornjerker78
Me: Take a shower
6's hears: YOUR LIFE IS HEREBY OVER. GET IN THE MURDER STALL WE CALL A SHOWER. PREPARE FOR THE END TIMES.
6's hears: YOUR LIFE IS HEREBY OVER. GET IN THE MURDER STALL WE CALL A SHOWER. PREPARE FOR THE END TIMES.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
