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The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
@Asshole_God @MrPunkmouth @MisterNixin @__LD3
Yeah, totally. I'm FFF-fuckin' sick of...
...oh wait I still play the fuck out of this acct
Yeah, totally. I'm FFF-fuckin' sick of...
...oh wait I still play the fuck out of this acct
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The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
I just want to seal @Haute_MILF's droopy "pork butterfly wings" labia around my MMMM'outh, and blow them up like a big, veiny balloon
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The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
And then just before Bill Howes blocked me, I got him to worked up enough to say he runs the CIA. The pp-perfect end to the #SummerOfHowes
The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
I wish I wouldn't keep mixing up @BaileyXPaige with @BaileyJayShow. I've jj-JUHHHH-jacked off to tranny porn by accident 3 times this week
The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
@__LD3 @BlueEyeBeaner
Dime still kicked bb-balls. Fat/glam VVVV'innie Paul never gets old to me
Dime still kicked bb-balls. Fat/glam VVVV'innie Paul never gets old to me
The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
@cervixseasoning I ww-wouldn't recommend it
The Ultimate Retardo
@CrashTestTard
@pukingvagina @salomanizor It's a dd-DIFFerent mask
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Dimebag Tard
@CrashTestTard
I told my friend I bet I could lose at least 3 followers with my last TWUHHHHH-tweet. What happened? I gained 2. you guys.
Egon Spengler Tard
@CrashTestTard
@satinchic1 I guess that MMMMM'akes us piss pals
Special Forces Tard
@CrashTestTard
@xHobosexualx @Asshole_God
Hahahaha you'd wish leukemia on people
Hahahaha you'd wish leukemia on people
Crash Test Tard
@CrashTestTard
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
