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Me: “My best joke ever.”
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Me: “I gotta lose 15 lbs.”
8-yr-old son: “No! I like you just how you are.”
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Him: “... Like a soft pillow.”
8-yr-old son: “No! I like you just how you are.”
Me: **
Him: “... Like a soft pillow.”
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Me: *tells moderately humorous dad joke, removing my glasses when I hit the punchline*
12-yr-old:
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12-yr-old:
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I got a haircut and nobody noticed. Now I know how my wife feels.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
