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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...
But donโt worry...it will be ok.
But donโt worry...it will be ok.
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Sometimes FB can be pure goldโฆ pic.twitter.com/Z3VRRjoeOb
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
They are now talking about banning glitter this Christmas!
Itโs been on the cards for yearsโฆ
Itโs been on the cards for yearsโฆ
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
We were so poor when I was young I was given a 'hide and seek set' for Christmas...
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Just been to see this brilliant piece of theatre @shark_broken !
Incredible performances by @ianxshawโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Incredible performances by @ianxshawโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Just sneezed all over my toast.
I canโt believe itโฆ snot butter.
#Wednesdaymorning
I canโt believe itโฆ snot butter.
#Wednesdaymorning
๐คฃ The Dad Joke Man ๐
@DadJokeMan
@NickGoodway @ProstateUK And skilled !
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๐คฃ The Dad Joke Man ๐
@DadJokeMan
So we can hug now but can we also do โPull my fingerโ ?
๐คฃ The Dad Joke Man ๐
@DadJokeMan
I see Gary Barlow is trending this morning, it's such a shame that he blocked me
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didnโt mean it...
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didnโt mean it...
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@DadJokeMan
Statistics show that the average person has Sex 89 times a year...
Today is going to be a great day! #happynewyear @DadJokeMan
Today is going to be a great day! #happynewyear @DadJokeMan
Retweet of status by @NeilAshtonActor
๐คฃ The Dad Joke Man ๐
@DadJokeMan
I've decided enough is enough and Iโm going to stop making any more Christmas puns.
I'm sure yule be glad to hear that...
I'm sure yule be glad to hear that...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
