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Damian Ward
@DamainWard
Nursing home residents in 2050 pic.twitter.com/dZprVSBylY
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Damian Ward
@DamainWard
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Damian Ward
@DamainWard
My girlfriend didnβt order anything from Amazon yesterday so today the driver knocked on the door to see if sheβs ok
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
I have finally finished my book on clocks. Itβs about time
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
They say sniffing rosemary improves your memory. I tried it and she hit me with her handbag
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
Looks like i took too much time away and lost my account please give me a retweet so i can find the rest of the babes i like
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Damian Ward
@DamainWard
I know it sounds strange but I think someone is dumping top soil on my allotment. The plot thickens
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Damian Ward
@DamainWard
I just got a text from someone asking for the best way to lift a heavy object. I messaged him straight back
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
So Iβve been told that Elton John has bought his dwarf rabbit itβs own treadmill. Itβs a little fit bunny
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
I love it when my girlfriend slips on her nurses uniform because it means the silly moo is off to work
Damian Ward
@DamainWard
Does anyone on here have any knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers. I bought her flowers and chocolates and sheβs still moaning
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
