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dammsss
@DamieDarling
i'm such a happy potato fam. can never be sad. lastma arrested me yesterday and i sat inside kiosk laughing and chatting with them
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dammsss
@DamieDarling
i've never sat on anybody's face. i want to learn
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Falila Ketanβ
@DamieDarling
watching heavily pregnant women walk like penguins is so cute
Falila Ketanβ
@DamieDarling
you girls with makeup always on fleek, i'm sure y'all don't have two heads, neither did you bring it from heaven. so what's wrong with me?
Pink Pepperβ
@DamieDarling
lmfaooo she looks like a low budget patience ozokwor twitter.com/awardshownews/β¦
Pink Pepperβ
@DamieDarling
my yoruba-ness is so deep that sometimes i greet people I don't know because I always feel they're looking at me disapprovingly
Pink Pepperβ
@DamieDarling
WE DON'T DIE.......WE MULTIPLY!!! HOLA HOLA!! 2016! Yes!!
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Pink Pepper
@DamieDarling
sometimes i see some extra dumb guys and i just have to text my man "i love you baby, i thank God you're not an idiot"
Pink Pepper
@DamieDarling
but what was I doing with my life before I found out about djkhaled's snapchat though?
Sensational
@DamieDarling
Took a bike today and the guy actually carried me into a filling station to join the queue for fuel.
Chineke God i need moto please
Chineke God i need moto please
Big Mummy
@DamieDarling
This #hellochallenge shit is driving me crazy. I wish I could mute it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
