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Dan Card
@DanCard32
One of my students drives from Chicago to Ann Arbor once a week for a 3hr in-person lab
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Dan Card
@DanCard32
@DanCard32 Back at you plot twist: it IS rocket science pic.twitter.com/l3mBNwXG28
Retweet of status by @jonpaulwallace
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Dan Card
@DanCard32
Sorry if I looked at your story .01s after you posted it, I reallly got nothing better to do
Dan Card
@DanCard32
Just want to get that phone call from NASA
Dan Card
@DanCard32
Yea I’m DTF
D: Down
T: To
F: Free the animals from Sea World
D: Down
T: To
F: Free the animals from Sea World
Dan Card
@DanCard32
I am a:
Man
Woman
College student
Looking for:
Women
Men
A bus to run me over
Man
Woman
College student
Looking for:
Women
Men
A bus to run me over
Dan Card
@DanCard32
Why would I pay to go to a haunted house when I can look at my grades and be just as scared
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Dan Card
@DanCard32
I know it’s spooky season but y’alls ghosting is getting outta hand
Dan Card
@DanCard32
They always ask what’re you vaping, never why’re you vaping
Dan Card
@DanCard32
I wanna go on a long road trip but these gas prices and my wallet don’t want me to
Dan Card
@DanCard32
Does anyone else gauge their wiper speeds off other drivers so it doesn’t look like you’re over reacting orrr is that just me lol
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
