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Danny
@DannyCalidonia
On this day, around 1985 years ago, Jesus pulled off the greatest April Fools prank of all time.
Happy Easter !
Happy Easter !
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Danny
@DannyCalidonia
Trump called Haiti a “shithole”.
But let’s look at the facts:
3rd hungriest country on the globe
POOREST in… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
But let’s look at the facts:
3rd hungriest country on the globe
POOREST in… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Danny
@DannyCalidonia
Anyone else increase the temperature bit by bit during your shower to see how hot you can handle ?
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
This years tree.
pic.twitter.com/d6zFkyP3Wv
pic.twitter.com/d6zFkyP3Wv
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
A couple of months ago @realDonaldTrump was a nazi antisemite...
Now he is too pro-Jewish.
Now he is too pro-Jewish.
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
It’s December 1st !
Michael Bublé is currently defrosting getting ready for Christmas
Michael Bublé is currently defrosting getting ready for Christmas
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
We need a new category at all the award shows this year...
“And the Best Bullshit Apology Award goes to...”
“And the Best Bullshit Apology Award goes to...”
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Danny
@DannyCalidonia
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
“Five beers, please !”
“Five beers, please !”
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
Or how about we elect people based on merit rather than religion or sexuality ?
Honestly...the world has lost its mind.
Honestly...the world has lost its mind.
Danny
@DannyCalidonia
Have you ever turned off your alarm and thought:
“I’ll just close my eyes for 1 more minute...”
Only to wake up 2 hours later
“I’ll just close my eyes for 1 more minute...”
Only to wake up 2 hours later
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
