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Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
How come sex with the same person gets boring over time but jerking off never gets old
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Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
A Honda Fit ran a red light yesterday and almost hit me... Imagine thatβs how I died
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Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
I remember when I thought being called a youtuber sounded so whack ... imagine being called a tiktoker
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Back to Florida pic.twitter.com/FYIJkThK3R
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Quarantine and chill?
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Just hired a lawyer ... if your school has banned my shirts please let me know so we can handle it
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Some guy just pointed at my car and goes βLook thereβs a Tesla with half a bull horn.β
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Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Nothing pisses you off more than your bike getting stolen when youβre 12
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Still tryna figure out why everyoneβs afraid to pick up strangers pic.twitter.com/lcVkg63hMj
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Papa Jim wrote on his bucket list that he wants to go parasailing canβt wait to film that shit lol
Danny Duncan
@DannyDuncan69
Speeding in front of cops pic.twitter.com/oqrco5rx0E
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
