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darby
@DarbyHogle
When the server and manager are in a hurry to flip a table @Chilis, so they tell you TX state law prohibits them from serving you >2 drinks
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darby
@DarbyHogle
Justice for non smokers. pic.twitter.com/8jZ55FcRQJ
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darby
@DarbyHogle
100/10 celebration pic.twitter.com/XG2A3Y7hTQ
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darby
@DarbyHogle
Y'all. The Cowboys may have lost, but my smoke show of a girlfriend will be here for graduation in < 36 hours, so I still win
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darby
@DarbyHogle
@gabbbbbyn You're so sweet that made me so happy thank you
darby
@DarbyHogle
The weather this week
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darby
@DarbyHogle
@Honeycutt_HAAM Ur stuck with me
darby
@DarbyHogle
I knew mayweather would win. He's such a piece of wife-beating scum, so I hoped Conor would take the but Conor couldn't keep his arms up
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darby
@DarbyHogle
Nothing makes me happier then seeing all of your looks using my palette. I'm sooooo grateful for the outpour of love from you!
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darby
@DarbyHogle
My fuckin AC bill damnit Texas
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
