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Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Headphone jack pls twitter.com/complex/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @Jay_Hoban_
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Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
@cheekiforest Waste of time, salad is what you have WITH a meal not FOR a meal. I'm starving
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Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Breakfast yesterday was a bacon sandwich and today is a steak slice with salt and vinegar twists. So manly
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Stephen Hawking is doing ads for Jaguar and you can buy a clarinet at Aldi for $149. What a world.
Retweet of status by @RebeccaBAustin
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Right. I've hatched a plan
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
So dull just sat about doing nothing as I'm on tracker
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Monkey Fresh has got 25% off these limited snapbacks. Get yours before this offer is gone#monkeyfreshteamβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @Reddingpower
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Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Need too stop wearing white boxers too work. Keep getting black arse cheeks from pulling my trousers up all the time
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Hands up if your wifi at home is genuinely worse than GPRS
Retweet of status by @gregjames
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Arsenal fan quits job at club shop because βI no longer wish to be a burden at this clubβ
(: @ArsenalEmployee) pic.twitter.com/EftdBTehjW
(: @ArsenalEmployee) pic.twitter.com/EftdBTehjW
Dave
@DaveGotNoRave
Peter Crouch and Dirk Nowitzkiβseparated at birth? pic.twitter.com/6di0SIsTt6
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
