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D_D@Yz
@Dennis_Day92
I may be the only single 22 year old male on earth who is voluntarily reading Aesop's Fables right now #WhatIsLife
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D_D@Yz
@Dennis_Day92
Those people who act like they don't wanna talk to you anymore, but yet, you know they're looking at your shit on social media
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D_D@Yz
@Dennis_Day92
"Once you've got it, it never goes away.. you have 'talent herpes'. I have regular herpes."
D_D@Yz
@Dennis_Day92
Katy Perry is Bae pic.twitter.com/Ege0wjdNBN
D_D@Yz
@Dennis_Day92
โ@SteveStfler: Girls that tweet "" with sexual gifs & then u finally get them alone pic.twitter.com/JJ1l3xbhzvโ
D_DayZ
@Dennis_Day92
"Guys! Come in here! Quick! The porn channel's coming in clear for some reason!"
DDay
@Dennis_Day92
Feeling sick with muscle aches....
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@Dennis_Day92
I think it's a music-and-nothing-else type of night at work
DDay
@Dennis_Day92
M'Pumbu wasn't able to change the pace of the fight after eating a big right hand at the start of the fight
DDay
@Dennis_Day92
I mean, Dean cranking up Def Leppard in the blacked out Impala to interrupt Lucifer & Michael's apocalypse battle was too great
DDay
@Dennis_Day92
โ@Factsionary: If you cuddle with a teddy-bear, it releases the same amount of endorphins as having sex.โ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
