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@DevinMiller_
When people act like working 7 < hours is the worst thing imaginable...
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@DevinMiller_
I'm stuck doing laundry at a laundry mat with a lady who keeps staring at me, I think she is. But her eyes are in different directions.
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@DevinMiller_
@KarlyGoulden NO KARL.
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@DevinMiller_
The fact that he's talking about me to his friends >>>>
devin
@DevinMiller_
MY TATTOO THOUGH. pic.twitter.com/GHHBoF0BUp
devin
@DevinMiller_
So apparently with an ulcer as bad as mine, you can't even drink a sprite without puking. Awesome.
devin
@DevinMiller_
if I wasn't in uniform I would've gladly taken your food stamp card and made you eat it. Since my taxes pay for your obese ass to eat.
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@DevinMiller_
@MissCadaverousx well...
Devin Miller
@DevinMiller_
So, I'm majoring in history, but I also want to be a PR representative. Why must my interests be hard to choose from?
Devin Miller
@DevinMiller_
well we've figured out that all the country boys only like girls who put out...
Devin Miller
@DevinMiller_
Taco Bell is trending...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
